Musings from an Unarmed Chihuahua

Kaya’s Novel Idea

May 16th, 2005

Jaime says she is going to participate in the National Novel Writing Summer event … she has to write a 50,000-word novel in three months. ANYWAY, I’m thinking of doing the same thing. Here is my plot outline.

There is a beautiful puppy princess who lives in a home with an evil step-puppy who gets all the toys and all the attention and all the agility lessons while she sits at home in her stupid “Drama Queen” shirt and gets yelled at for licking people’s faces and for rubbing her butt on the carpet. Then everyone finds out that she’s a puppy princess and they feel really bad for having the step-puppy and they put him in a pen and let her chew on all his chew toys and play with all his squeaky toys while he sits in his pen and feels stupid for being mean to her and then they go out and buy her an unlimited supply of tacos, which she eats but doesn’t get any fatter. And then because she’s the puppy princess she bans all other dogs from the city because they make her growl and she doesn’t like having to growl. And she gets to sleep in the people’s bed and they have to quit their jobs and spend their whole days petting her and giving her treats and tacos.

What do you think?

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