Note: I originally wrote this at 12:30 at night, when I was pretty pissed off. I’ve gone back and edited out a little bit of the profanity that I don’t think did anything to further my arguments. One f-bomb is probably enough. ;>)

It’s been awhile since I’ve written a good old fashioned rant. But strap in kiddies, cuz I’m a bit pissed off. Probably enough to swear a little, so consider yourselves warned.

Today we’re going to talk about money grabbing. In the process you’re going to learn a valuable lesson: how to circumnavigate the Sony/BMG anti-piracy protection. If you own an iPod, consider this post a must read.

It started out innocently enough – There’s a new cd out by Switchfoot, a band I quite like. Been looking forward to their new cd, so I ran out and bought it on the day it’s released. I had a bit of problem choosing where to buy it. You see, if you buy it on iTunes, you get an exclusive track. If you buy it at Target, you get a different exclusive track. If you buy it at Walmart you get yet another different exclusive track. And if you want all 3 exclusive tracks? Why, buy the damn thing three times. That’s fan service! I thought I was buying a music cd, but apparently I was buying Pokemon Switchfoot, where you have to buy three versions of a cd to get all the songs. There’s the obvious money grab, but it gets better.

I went for the Target version – Target is closer than Walmart, and the iTunes exclusive is just an acoustic version of one of the songs on the new cd. So I got the cd home after listening to the first two tracks during the drive back from Target. Decided to load up the cd on my iPod. Problem: Switchfoot is on the Sony/BMG label, and their new cd has Sony/BMG anti-piracy protection that is, I kid you not, INCOMPATIBLE WITH iTUNES.

That means if you own an iPod (and Apple owns something like 90 percent of the mp3 player market), you can’t put this cd on your mp3 player. Sony happily suggests that you buy a Sony mp3 player instead. Fuck you, Sony.

After going online and looking at extensive websites, I found that it is possible to get around this protection. I’m going to point you to a few resources at the end of this rant, but I’m not done going off quite yet.

You see, I’m perfectly happy to pay for music. What I’m not perfectly happy to do is buy a whole new mp3 player just because Sony is in a pissing match with Apple. Sony gives a nice middle finger to owners of iPods and users of iTunes – the cd won’t even load in the cd player in iTunes on my computer. So here’s me giving the finger right back at Sony: I own a Sony stereo, a Sony digital camera, a Sony digital camcorder, etc. I’m done buying Sony. So there you go, Sony. Your money-grabbing scheme to attempt to stop piracy has resulted in you losing thousands of dollars that I would have spent on your products over the course of my life.

And here’s my other big point. Until tonight, I didn’t know how to get around this copy protection. I have no nefarious reasons to know this – I just want to load the cd on my iPod, but Sony doesn’t want me to use that brand, so instead I have to learn how to break Sony’s piracy. This information is readily available on the Internet. It’s even on Switchfoot’s forums where an increasing number of people are bitching about this problem.

From here on out this gets a little technical. Basically, you need to download one of two programs, either Audiograbber or CDex. If you go the Audiograbber route, you’ll need to update the mp3 encoder, which is simply a matter of downloading the free LAME mp3 encoder and putting the dll file in the Audiograbber directory on your computer (probably C:/audiograbber).

I prefer Audiograbber, but it had problems with the bonus track, so I had to go over to CDex, right click on the song I was looking for and choose the MP3 option from the pop-up menu. CDex then made the mp3. With the LAME mp3 converter you can choose to make mp3s at high sample rates so you don’t lose any quality.

So there you go. Sony’s creating an army of people who know how to get around their anti-piracy methods. There’s something wrong when record companies punish people for actually going out and buying music. I could have abused the system and found a way to download this music for free, but instead I tried to go the legal route, buy the cd and support the band (and, by the way, the label). Next time I’ll just use BitTorrent and send the band a check for 10 bucks.